queenofwitches:

Sailor Moon (1992)

When the sailors got real and didn’t put up with Jadeite’s bullshit and defeated his stupid ass

georgetakei:

Guilty, party of one. http://ift.tt/TI3c40

georgetakei:

Guilty, party of one. http://ift.tt/TI3c40

tolaughterandbeyond:


SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

tolaughterandbeyond:

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SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

themarysue:

tim-parker:

As promised, here’s the truly ridiculous birthday card for my dad. If he doesn’t get it, sod it, because it may just be the best thing I’ve ever done.

I’ll be crazy happy if he says ‘Well I, for one, welcome our Ming/Spiderman/Lizard/Pug/Royal overlords.’, though I doubt he knows the reference.

I might do more spinner cards, these are great fun!

Website

This should be stocked in every card store.

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

Forever the best tweet

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

Forever the best tweet