"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
The moral of the story is to always carry an axe
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.
How I cook
What’s wrong with u people
Oil doesn’t spare anyone regardless of race class or experience. I don’t fuck with hot oil.
|—||Richard Dawkins (via mleting)|